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It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts

by Crap Factory

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Bumpin' B-holes In The House Of Gay Turds Pucker smooching pucker This is gettin' gnarly B-hole bumpin' b-hole A starfish makeout party Point five stole her mary her bloody fucken mary Prelude to a ManPile Prelude to a Manpile Gettin' kinda serial They seem like homophiles Creepy puckers puckerin' up Cannot tell if they're turned on Pucker up Buttercup Pucker smooching pucker This is gettin' gnarly B-hole bumpin' b-hole A starfish makeout party
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Pantie-Moistening Clot-Riddled HaemoBelch Wafting fishy uterine breeze Copper-reeking pudenda Blasting foetid, crimson cunt clots Into her lacy prison Front-bottom porridge headbutts her cotton safety mat Panties moistening, Piss flaps quivering Gaseous schmoo bleeds, A slushy, gushing flushing Grab me by the ears, Force me to my knees Pull aside the crotch Shot-gunned HaemoBelch! Clots jammed between my teeth On leaking vag I feast, through my ears I breathe Fight the urge to heave, as I sneeze out my cock snot The smell of my spilt seed, fishy and chunky Makes you cum loudly I’m eating rainbow kisses! Shotgunned HaemoBelch! Bloody cooze-cum coated clots run from my chin.
3.
Fisted Midget Puppets Can't afford a puppet So I abduct a dwarf Midget on my digits Says what I want
4.
Stop! You're Destroying My Vagina Calloused fingers parting your soft lips Wincing in pain so you can't get wet Dry humped by Mrs. Palmer's five daughters More painful than listening to Mortician "Stop! You're destroying my vagina" "Stop! You're destroying my vagina" Removal of your undies Prepares your ladiness For my special brand of Destructilingus! Stubble-fuck your blistering lips Coliteral damage as I Phil your bits They're sanded down for gash smash action "Stop! You're destroying my vagina" Drop your pants, but fuck the lube I'm in the mood for desert poon Grasp your ankles, bite my lip Stop crying before I go limp As I bruise your cervix with my knob And batter your buttocks with my pouch Little Man's boat sinks in a sea of red So I leave Tuna Town to savage your mouth.
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I Gave Up Lent For Rape I'm quitting Lent to wet my gent Forcing "hell no!" into "Yes!" Won't be long until I vent Just lay back and take my length Dine on my fishy-stick and chicken skin balls You will not be breaking any old Catholic dietary... Laws! Smells like fish and tastes like chicken Guess what meat I'm forcibly lickin' I guess I didn't quit Lent after all.
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Keep Sleeping I'm Almost Done Keep sleeping I'm almost done Continue dreaming of true love Wait 'til you see what I've done to your bum
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Puke My Pants Sweating brow and tight-clenched teeth Not to mention my arse cheeks Hold my breath and lock my knees Ferocious peristaltic grief Close my eyes against the urge Date's concerned, I'm on the verge Submission to colonic purge Anus vomits scalding turds Puke my pants I've puked my Pants I’ve soiled me strides, I've shat me dacks No matter how you word it I've shit my pants I’ve skidded in me shorts, I've made pants stew No matter how you word it I just done pooed
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Anus On Hiatus Her arsehole, it needs a break Shooting porn films seven days I see stretch marks on her rump Her faeces: more cum than dung Last flick filmed: AnalRapist 12! She gets home, her boyfriend's hot But won't approach her rotten-crotch Hangars aren't for hotdogs, he flips his bitch Stuffs four inches in her shit She doesn't feel a thing He's pissed, he grips her nape and Fisticuffs her porncock-weathered bung If sex is a pain in the arse You're doing it the wrong way!
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I Felt Her Chest Hair Tickle My Tongue Clammy hands cup sagging mamms Bellybutton in her cleavage Stretch marks, veins and liver spots I think lightning hit my penis Beaver with guts hanging out Roadkill's shroud is granny panties Rubs against my zip-chafed bone Geriatrics drive me spastic Did I just feel this grandma's chest hair... Tickle my tongue? My pants become a cum dumpster I'm instantly down for Round Two Suck her hairy areolæ Haireola boner! Remove the bra, I'm twice as hard, Grandma grundies off! I have never, ever seen more Hairy chesticles Granny jelly Runs onto me As I maul her Hairy areolæ Haireolæ!
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Prenatal Ejaculation Penile-dominated ultrasound Happy couple look on, stupefied Cunt-doctor points at the sonogram "Is that Foetal Erectile Mass-function?" Mum's disgusted at Dad's pride: "Look at that kickstand in his hand!" The little bloke Strokes his spoke Paternal cock-envy, hot & heavy Dad flops his tocko out! Foetal dude-spume floods the womb as Dad evicts his knuckle-children Prenatal ejaculation Flushes bun from Mum's oven Doc mops up the baby batter And the masturbatory miscarriage
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It's Not The Farting I'm Worried About, It's The Crapping My Pants Is that reek what I think? Sphincter's slamming shut Afraid that squeak from between my cheeks Is going to yield mud. It's not the! Farting I'm worried about it's the crapping my pants! It's not the! Gaseous emissions, it's the staining of my dacks! Of all the gross things that end up in my pantaloons I've got to say that the worst is definitely pooh. I just went to Brown Town in my Froot Of The Looms. You've just Read another Crap Factory song about crap...
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Hobosexual 00:43
Hobosexual Scoping out the soup kitchens like a Fat chick stalking cake Hapless bum, heavy with foetid cum, Lured with a foot-long sub Stench-fogged date in a shipping crate Makes her south-mouth salivate Leaking lube that's sieved through pubes Soaking her cushion made of news I betcha never seen a cunt stain on an Onion! Dumpster tryst that smells like piss Fishy prick betwixt her lips Dripping wet at the smell of shit Leaking on the Bum-stained, cum-stained cardboard mattress No sicker than the bloke who's bearing witness Baring thickness to this slick mess.
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Colostomy Bag Full Of Cum A colostomy bag full of cum or a faecal-freak's piñata?
14.
All Aboard!: The Unsettling Motorboatin' Mammscapades All aboard! The unsettling Motorboatin' Mammscapades Ha ha ha! Boobs!
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Anally Aborted Ow! My Balls!
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Manstruation 01:39
Manstruation Copulating, with his favourite squeeze Dinner and a movie and 'twas, back to his Knees to her ears, balls pummel her rear She's a quivering mess as he pulls, out his gear Something's not right, but in this dim light No need to guess what he's expressed all, over cunt and thigh! She screams, he screams, they all scream as he creams! Urethral gleep, spitting bloody seed Monthly messy macho manses, bleeds freely Seminal blood, all over her junk Looks like a cleaver hit her in the beaver yet she cums! The blood The cum The horror - Still it runs The blood The cum The horror - Still it pumps The blood The cum The horror - From his manstruating The blood The cum The horror - Mangina She moves on, seems to forget Weeks later, she gets revenge Rides his face, like it's a bull Busts his lip and makes him drool Gasps as she reaches orgasm Squirts so hard she shoots her tampon Like a bullet of blood-gorged cotton He gags when it hits his tonsils Then sucks on her cupro-lolly He's risen to the occasion Obviously gets his jollies
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Dead Baby Circle Jerk Dead babies make us cum
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If She Didn't Like Carpet I'd Give Her The Wood I know she'll only dine at the Crab Shack but I try To make her give up box dinners, a no-cunt diet Make her look past the tuna and choose my tube steak She'd rather knock Birkenstocks than ride my Trouser snake I'd fill her to the brim I'd make her ditch the quim Yet she will only eat out at Fishy Joe's(ephine's) Ordering fish tacos, not my frank and beans Scissor! Her timbers. We have so much in common; we both love mammaries She loves twat and I love twat, the L-Word and Foxy Boxing If she didn't like carpet, I'd give her the wood!
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Sex On The Rag I smell the leak from between her knees Rip her panties off Like a parachutist pull the string Blood comes gushing out I've gone menses-dam busting Spread her legs that glisten red Dive in taste-buds first A threesome with her Aunt Flo I've got a Prego grin Got my redwings tonight!
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Decapitated... And Gay! I'm bored, got nothing better to do Decide to mug this uppity dude Turns out he's got 4 bucks and a condom I squeeze his bollocks to drop him down to the ground I squat over his hammering chest To end his life and sever his head That's when I notice he's pitched a tent Thus I leave him decapitated... And gay!
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Pussy Toilet 00:10
Pussy Toilet Urinary scissoring Piss flaps piss on piss flaps lovingly
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So... Anal Is A No? Pouring vodka into this Barwhore 'cause I've heard that she'll Take you on down to Browntown But I need my Dutch courage She's uglier than a sack That's filled with busted arseholes Only groggles can help me I make my move... Groggy grabbings in her panties Sagging labbies kiss my wrist Coughing, gagging as I pry open her leaking cheese sandwich Gooey, gluey, dribbling jism, rivulets from her foul snizz Hit her up for anal action, traction is a miss. Hope she enjoys her walk home Pouring Jaeger into this Barwhore 'cause I've heard she's the Express bus down to Browntown I'd ride that for a dollar! So I stick her in her knickers Breach her cheeks and split her difference Hilted in her strained anus My knuckle-children drown in pooh Tit for tat she straps on Jack(hammer) Face in pillow she plies my crack Lubeless, loveless, graceless rape I'm seeing her again Friday
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Willyum 01:58
Willyum Slipped a trip and bared his shit Backed up into the mirror Admires his hairy pit Is he hunting for Klingons? In your face That's right And it feels so good In your face Yeah! Feels so good Nurse Chafemann bathes the old Rinsing bits of shit From geriatric clits And yeasty, fatty folds He's a grower Not a shower Little peep, twixt his fingers Billy's rubbin', his stiff nubbin To boring, horror movies We've changed a lot and then some, some Know that we have always been down, down And if I ever didn't thank you, you Then just let me do it now He's a grower Not a shower Little peep, twixt his fingers To boring, horror films FULCI LIVES! Catheters, colostomies, scrubbing elderlies Pudding farts, cake farts, brazilian farts Poop and boners 311 and boners Muppets and boners These are a few of his favourite things Rectal Thermometer The Moustache Express Anal Butthole Projects that have not happened Rectal Thermometer The Moustache Express Anal Butthole Projects that have not happened …Yet!
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Evacuated Penile Cyst Purulent pecker kept in secret Getting naked under blankets If she knew, she wouldn't fuck me Don't want to miss out on whoopee Foetid fuck-stick in my jeans! Skip fellatio, don't want her Taking my goregasm in her maw Avoiding her carpenter's grip I slip my cystic dick in her slick slit Vaginal pressure makes it sting! Insertion, canal walls squeeze putrefaction from my wein She suspects premmy orgasm 'til she looks at our uglies Blood and pus and something green Pumps from my groin rhythmically Brace myself for her to scream But she dismounts rapidly Begins to feast from hands and knees Sucking up my purulent stream She now keeps my dick infected So she can repast at will Bites the cystic penile sheath And gorges on what contents spill
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Colonoscopee 00:18
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Liberaunchy 00:29
Liberaunchy Vegas pianist's a hit with the ladies But not in the way that you'd think Satisfied the lasses while on stage But satiated the dudes in his dressing room Gross!
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Ten Men Deep In The Minnesota ManPile Gasping for air Trapped under 10 dudes Oops I got a boner
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Scrambled And Vacuumed Out Coat hanger shoved up her snizz Making my living killing unwanted kids P.S. I hate my life
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Anal Butthole Noise And stuff Finger me! Finger me! Finger me! FUCK YOU!!! More sounds n’ junk
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Vaginal Fart Turd Slapping, tickling, pummeling, pain Flattery, battery, it's all the same She, likes it hard, loves it rough Adores handcuffed butt-stuff Cunt, face, arse it doesn’t matter As long as she gets your baby batter Punch, kick, pull hair This chick has no shame In her stink he stuffs his lumber This anal Viking rapes and plunders Rectovaginal fascia asunder! A ferocious, one-man over/under A ripping, tearing pooh-tang blunder She bites off more than she can chew A footlong wiener has pierced both tubes Punched in the face! Punched in the fascia! Punched in the face! Punctured her fascia! Her "water" breaks, gets the shakes Much like curry guts She feels the brown start to crown Bends a viscous biscuit From her front-bum

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released April 13, 2019

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.

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