Uncle Randy's Super Fun Happy Time ALRIGHT!

by Crap Factory

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A download-only collection of demo songs from upcoming releases, plus a one-off track dedicated to our mate Randy.

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1.	Hell Bent For Weiner 01:50	lyrics
Campin' trip, floatin' down the river I never knew that they were near At gun-point strippin' for the rednecks. They're gonna punch me in my rear. Squeal! Like a piggie as he fucks my butt Queer! The arse-pounding has made my man-cunt… Hell bent, hell bent for weiner! Hell bent, hell bent for weiner! Hell bent, hell bent for weiner! Hell bent, hell bent for weiner! Hell bent, hell bent for weiner! Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
2.	Puke My Pants 00:54	lyrics
Sweating brow and tight-clenched teeth Not to mention my arse cheeks Hold my breath and lock my knees Ferocious peristaltic grief Close my eyes against the urge Date's concerned, I'm on the verge Submission to colonic purge My anus vomits scalding turds Puke my pants I've puked my Pants I've soiled me strides, I've shat me dacks No matter how you word it I've shit my pants Puke my pants I've puked my Pants I've skidded in me shorts, I've made pants stew No matter how you word it I just done poohed Puke my pants I've puked my Pants
3.	It's Not The Farting I'm Worried About, It's The Crapping My Pants 00:51	lyrics
Is that reek what I think? Sphincter’s slamming shut Afraid that squeak from between my cheeks Is going to yield mud. It's not the farting I’m worried about it’s the crapping my pants! It's not the gaseous emissions, it’s the staining of my dacks! Of all the gross things that end up in my pantaloons I’ve got to say that the worst is definitely pooh. I just went to Browntown in my Fruit Of The Looms. You've just read another Crap Factory song about crap…
4.	Uppercunted 00:07	lyrics
Uppercunted!
5.	Dr. Digits' Secret Tickle Time 01:01	lyrics
It’s his secret tickle time With his secret tickle line: “TELL ANYONE AND I’LL FUCKEN KILL YA!!!”
6.	Prenatal Ejaculation 00:48	lyrics
Penile-dominated ultrasound Happy couple look on, stupefied Cunt-doctor points at the sonogram “Is that Foetal Erectile Mass-function?” Mum’s disgusted at Dad’s pride: “Look at that kickstand in his hand!” The little bloke Strokes his spoke Paternal cock-envy, hot & heavy Dad flops his tocko out! Foetal dude-spume floods the womb as Dad evicts his knuckle-children Prenatal ejaculation Flushes bun from Mum’s oven Doc mops up the baby batter And the masturbatory miscarriage
7.	Donkey Business 02:18	lyrics
Desensitized to porn-hub, I have some trouble cumming I can’t release the knuckle children from their home I’m scrolling, jerking, clicking, bone dry tissues sitting I’ll finally sneeze my cock snot down in Mexico Donkey show lady with a load in her mouth She can’t afford the payments on her cum-stained couch I don’t know if I’ll laugh, cum or cry Watching Donkey Lady siphon this… donkey dick dry Watch the mouth work from this 10 peso cooch As I furiously succumb to this long-awaited spooge I’m a creeper getting jollies from this Senorita’s pain With a palm full of pud, oh and her pain I ain’t spilled my seed since I don’t know when Finally split this nut of mine, and it’s heaven sent I shot this spunk from my junk To me it’s just Donkey Business Donkey Business - While I spank Donkey Business - Yank my crank Can’t do my business without a Donkey makin’ wank
8.	Socked In The Twat 01:14	lyrics
Frank chat with my girl She don’t wanna hear I want to give it rough I treat her to the “Tyson Reach-around” Flip her like a flapjack Fuck her in the arse Sucker punch her piss flaps As I plumb her rectal depths! Fisted clit and two fat lips Bucks her hips to dislodge me Ride her like a rodeo stallion Thump the rump and grab the mane and pull She tries to, throw me vainly! Anchored in, her fart chimney! I hold on! I ride her to market Against her will My whore’s saddle-sore I’ll let her rest soon Twat-socking ‘til blood is shed Bruised her fruit, pinkberry’s red Cunt-blood gets me excited Brutal arse-fuck, wear the tread I pull out and aim my junk Cum and blood and shit amok Socked in the twat!
9.	Keep Sleeping I'm Almost Done 00:10	lyrics
Keep sleeping I'm almost done Continue dreaming of true love Wait and see what I've done to your bum.
10.	Super Fun Happy Time ALRIGHT! With Uncle Randy 01:08	lyrics
Dry Toast ain’t for everyone And everyone gives him the shits He gets nothin’ for nothin’ in this world And ain’t nothin’ won’t get on his tits Heart of gold and a mullet of steel He’s for real! Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time ALRIGHT! Uncle Randy comes in handy Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time ain’t so fun

credits

released December 8, 2012

Vocals/Programming/Samples: B
Guitars/Programming/Midis/Samples/Vocals: D
Slide Whistle: Billy Tooph
Guest Vocals: Billy & Ryan Tooph, Christina Winters

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.