If She Didn't Like Carpet I'd Give Her The Wood

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts by Crap Factory

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If She Didn't Like Carpet I'd Give Her The Wood

I know she'll only dine at the Crab Shack but I try
To make her give up box dinners, a no-cunt diet
Make her look past the tuna and choose my tube steak
She'd rather knock Birkenstocks than ride my

Trouser snake

I'd fill her to the brim
I'd make her ditch the quim

Yet she will only eat out at Fishy Joe's(ephine's)
Ordering fish tacos, not my frank and beans
Scissor! Her timbers.
We have so much in common; we both love mammaries
She loves twat and I love twat, the L-Word and Foxy
Boxing

If she didn't like carpet, I'd give her the wood!

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from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts, released April 13, 2019

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.