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It's Not The Farting I'm Worried About, It's The Crapping My Pants

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts by Crap Factory

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It's Not The Farting I'm Worried About,
It's The Crapping My Pants

Is that reek what I think?
Sphincter's slamming shut
Afraid that squeak from between my cheeks
Is going to yield mud.

It's not the!
Farting I'm worried about it's the crapping my pants!
It's not the!
Gaseous emissions, it's the staining of my dacks!

Of all the gross things that end up in my pantaloons
I've got to say that the worst is definitely pooh.
I just went to Brown Town in my Froot Of The Looms.

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Read another Crap Factory song about crap...

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from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts, released April 13, 2019

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.

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