So... Anal Is A No?

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts by Crap Factory

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lyrics

So... Anal Is A No?

Pouring vodka into this
Barwhore 'cause I've heard that she'll
Take you on down to Browntown
But I need my Dutch courage
She's uglier than a sack
That's filled with busted arseholes
Only groggles can help me
I make my move...

Groggy grabbings in her panties
Sagging labbies kiss my wrist
Coughing, gagging as I pry open her leaking cheese sandwich
Gooey, gluey, dribbling jism, rivulets from her foul snizz
Hit her up for anal action, traction is a miss.

Hope she enjoys her walk home

Pouring Jaeger into this
Barwhore 'cause I've heard she's the
Express bus down to Browntown
I'd ride that for a dollar!
So I stick her in her knickers
Breach her cheeks and split her difference
Hilted in her strained anus
My knuckle-children drown in pooh

Tit for tat she straps on Jack(hammer)
Face in pillow she plies my crack
Lubeless, loveless, graceless rape
I'm seeing her again Friday

credits

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts, released April 13, 2019
Additional vocals by Connor Norton of Goyz II Mensch and Jesse Kehoe of Sexual Atrocities

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.