Vaginal Fart Turd

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts by Crap Factory

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Vaginal Fart Turd

Slapping, tickling, pummeling, pain
Flattery, battery, it's all the same
She, likes it hard, loves it rough
Adores handcuffed butt-stuff
Cunt, face, arse it doesn’t matter
As long as she gets your baby batter
Punch, kick, pull hair
This chick has no shame

In her stink he stuffs his lumber
This anal Viking rapes and plunders
Rectovaginal fascia asunder!
A ferocious, one-man over/under

A ripping, tearing pooh-tang blunder

She bites off more than she can chew
A footlong wiener has pierced both tubes

Punched in the face!
Punched in the fascia!
Punched in the face!
Punctured her fascia!

Her "water" breaks, gets the shakes
Much like curry guts
She feels the brown start to crown
Bends a viscous biscuit
From her front-bum

credits

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts, released April 13, 2019
Additional Vocals by Billy Hafemann of Rectal Thermometer

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.