Willyum

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts by Crap Factory

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lyrics

Willyum

Slipped a trip and bared his shit
Backed up into the mirror
Admires his hairy pit
Is he hunting for Klingons?

In your face
That's right
And it feels so good
In your face
Yeah!
Feels so good

Nurse
Chafemann bathes the old
Rinsing bits of shit
From geriatric clits
And yeasty, fatty folds

He's a grower
Not a shower
Little peep, twixt his fingers
Billy's rubbin', his stiff nubbin
To boring, horror movies

We've changed a lot and then some, some
Know that we have always been down, down
And if I ever didn't thank you, you
Then just let me do it now

He's a grower
Not a shower
Little peep, twixt his fingers
To boring, horror films
FULCI LIVES!
Catheters, colostomies, scrubbing elderlies
Pudding farts, cake farts, brazilian farts
Poop and boners
311 and boners
Muppets and boners
These are a few of his favourite things

Rectal Thermometer
The Moustache Express
Anal Butthole
Projects that have not happened
Rectal Thermometer
The Moustache Express
Anal Butthole
Projects that have not happened

…Yet!

credits

from It's What WAS On The Inside That Counts, released April 13, 2019
Additional vocals by Mike Jonjak of Meth Tooth and Connor Norton of Goyz II Mensch

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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin

One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.