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Hell Bent For Weiner
01:50
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Campin' trip, floatin' down the river
I never knew that they were near
At gun-point strippin' for the rednecks.
They're gonna punch me in my rear.
Squeal! Like a piggie as he fucks my butt
Queer! The arse-pounding has made my man-cunt…
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
Hell bent, hell bent for weiner!
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Puke My Pants
00:54
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Sweating brow and tight-clenched teeth
Not to mention my arse cheeks
Hold my breath and lock my knees
Ferocious peristaltic grief
Close my eyes against the urge
Date's concerned, I'm on the verge
Submission to colonic purge
My anus vomits scalding turds
Puke my pants
I've puked my Pants
I've soiled me strides, I've shat me dacks
No matter how you word it I've shit my pants
Puke my pants
I've puked my Pants
I've skidded in me shorts, I've made pants stew
No matter how you word it I just done poohed
Puke my pants
I've puked my Pants
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Is that reek what I think?
Sphincter’s slamming shut
Afraid that squeak from between my cheeks
Is going to yield mud.
It's not the farting I’m worried about it’s the crapping my pants!
It's not the gaseous emissions, it’s the staining of my dacks!
Of all the gross things that end up in my pantaloons
I’ve got to say that the worst is definitely pooh.
I just went to Browntown in my Fruit Of The Looms.
You've just read another Crap Factory song about crap…
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Uppercunted
00:07
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Uppercunted!
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It’s his secret tickle time
With his secret tickle line:
“TELL ANYONE AND I’LL FUCKEN KILL YA!!!”
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Prenatal Ejaculation
00:48
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Penile-dominated ultrasound
Happy couple look on, stupefied
Cunt-doctor points at the sonogram
“Is that Foetal Erectile Mass-function?”
Mum’s disgusted at Dad’s pride:
“Look at that kickstand in his hand!”
The little bloke
Strokes his spoke
Paternal cock-envy, hot & heavy
Dad flops his tocko out!
Foetal dude-spume floods the womb as
Dad evicts his knuckle-children
Prenatal ejaculation
Flushes bun from Mum’s oven
Doc mops up the baby batter
And the masturbatory miscarriage
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Donkey Business
02:18
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Desensitized to porn-hub, I have some trouble cumming
I can’t release the knuckle children from their home
I’m scrolling, jerking, clicking, bone dry tissues sitting
I’ll finally sneeze my cock snot down in Mexico
Donkey show lady with a load in her mouth
She can’t afford the payments on her cum-stained couch
I don’t know if I’ll laugh, cum or cry
Watching Donkey Lady siphon this… donkey dick dry
Watch the mouth work from this 10 peso cooch
As I furiously succumb to this long-awaited spooge
I’m a creeper getting jollies from this Senorita’s pain
With a palm full of pud, oh and her pain
I ain’t spilled my seed since I don’t know when
Finally split this nut of mine, and it’s heaven sent
I shot this spunk from my junk
To me it’s just Donkey Business
Donkey Business - While I spank
Donkey Business - Yank my crank
Can’t do my business without a
Donkey makin’ wank
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Socked In The Twat
01:14
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Frank chat with my girl
She don’t wanna hear
I want to give it rough
I treat her to the
“Tyson Reach-around”
Flip her like a flapjack
Fuck her in the arse
Sucker punch her piss flaps
As I plumb her rectal depths!
Fisted clit and two fat lips
Bucks her hips to dislodge me
Ride her like a rodeo stallion
Thump the rump and grab the mane and pull
She tries to, throw me vainly!
Anchored in, her fart chimney!
I hold on!
I ride her to market
Against her will
My whore’s saddle-sore
I’ll let her rest soon
Twat-socking ‘til blood is shed
Bruised her fruit, pinkberry’s red
Cunt-blood gets me excited
Brutal arse-fuck, wear the tread
I pull out and aim my junk
Cum and blood and shit amok
Socked in the twat!
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Keep sleeping I'm almost done
Continue dreaming of true love
Wait and see what I've done to your bum.
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Dry Toast ain’t for everyone
And everyone gives him the shits
He gets nothin’ for nothin’ in this world
And ain’t nothin’ won’t get on his tits
Heart of gold and a mullet of steel
He’s for real!
Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time
Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time
Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time ALRIGHT!
Uncle Randy comes in handy
Uncle Randy’s Super Fun Happy Time ain’t so fun
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Crap Factory Oconomowoc, Wisconsin
One day decided to make crappy music that we thought was funny, forgetting that what most people find disgusting and offensive, we find funny... and erotic.
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